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Avem 11 articole in baza de date  Cum se transporta un caine cu masinaCum se transporta un caine cu masina (tutorial)Inspirat de la Razvan , m-am gandit eu ca ar fi bine sa povestesc cum (NU) se cara un caine cu masina. Perspectiva canina: "Masinaaaa! E a noastra! masina masina masina masinaaaaa. ne plimbam ne plimbam ne plimbam!!!! " In masina (de ceeeeeee?) NU e voie in fata - desi, dupa parerea acelorasi patrupede, le-ar sta exceptional in bratele soferului, eventual conducand ei (yesss! Need for Speed pentru catei!) si ventiland aerul frenetic cu coada - se stie foarte clar, scrie in orice manual de utilizare ca Skoda Octavia are un sistem cel putin prost de ventilatie si ca numai agitatu' cozii de pe inventar poate salva situatia, care e imputita de-a dreptul de miros de caine vesel. Cum miroase un caine vesel? A, pai intai un caine vesel incepe sa topaie (si cand topaie un caine mai ales trecut de 30 de kile, ba s-o fac de rusine, a trecut deja de 40, ca vorba aia, oasele cotizate lunar la macelaria d ... Rugaciunea unui caineRugaciunea unui caineFii bland cu mine, stapane iubit, fiindca nici o inima din lume nu e mai recunoscatoare pentru tandrete decat inima mea iubitoare. Nu-mi supune spiritul cu nuiaua, caci iti voi linge mana intre lovituri, rabdarea si intelegerea ta ma vor invata mult mai repede lucrurile ce mi le ceri. Vorbeste-mi des, caci vocea ta e cea mai dulce muzica, dupa cum stii din salbaticul meu dat din codita cand pasii tai cad asupra urechii mele in asteptare. Cand e frig si ud afara, te rog ia-ma inauntru ... pentru ca sunt un animal domestic acum, si nu mai sunt obisnuit cu conditii grele ... si nu cer mai mare onoare decat privilegiul de a sta la picioarele tale langa vatra ... fiindca tu esti Dumezeul meu, iar eu sunt supusul tau devotat. Fa ca vasul meu sa fie mereu umplut cu apa proaspata, caci desi nu iti voi reprosa niciodata daca e uscat, eu nu iti pot spune cand sufar de sete. Hraneste-ma cu mancare curata ca sa fiu in putere, sa pot zburda, sa ma pot juc ...  Oamenii CainiOamenii Caini- sunt o noua rasa, nerecunoscuta inca de Asociatia Chinologica. - cred ca toti oamenii au un cos pentru caine in camera de zi. - locuiesc in case foarte dezordonate, si cu toate acestea, padocul lor este impecabil. - au copii care stiu mai multe despre "pasari si albinute" decat multe dintre persoanele trecute de 40 de ani. - camionetele, camioanele si furgonetele acestor oameni sunt special echipate cu un cos pentru caine. - nu dai niciodata de ei in weekend, pentru ca, de obicei, sunt la o expozitie canina. - au copii care considera "catea" sau "femela" un cuvant familiar. - au gradini superbe, pline de iarba, desi nu au cumparat nici macar o data o punga de fertilizant pentru sol. - se trezesc la ora 6 dimineata, in weekend, pentru a plimba cainii, dar nu reusesc niciodata sa ajunga la timp la munca. - de obicei, sunt dispusi sa renunte la o casa de 150.000 de dolari in suburbii, pentru a se muta intr-o baraca pe 10 acri de teren, ... Advice for WomenAdvice for WomenIf you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section -buy a German Shepherd. If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you -buy a German Shepherd. If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it -buy a German Shepherd. If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want -buy a German Shepherd. If you want someone to scare away burglars, without a lethal weapon that terrifies you and endangers the lives of your family and all the neighbors -buy a German Shepherd. If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't give a damn about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies -buy a German Shepherd. If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you ... Bet You Can't Own Just OneBet You Can't Own Just One ...Why own a Show dog? There's a danger you know. You can't own just one, for the craving will grow. There's no doubt they're addictive, wherein lies the danger While living with lots, you'll grow poorer and stranger. One dog is not trouble, and two are so funny, the third one is easy, the fourth one's a honey. The fifth is delightful, the sixth one's a breeze. You find you can live with a houseful, with ease. So how 'bout another? Would you realy dare? They're really quite easy, but Oh Lord, the hair! With dogs on the sofa, and dogs on the bed, and crates in the kitchen, it's no bother, you said. They're really no trouble, their manners are great. What's just one more dog and one more little crate? The sofa is hairy, the windows are crusty. The floor is all footprints, the furniture's dusty. The housekeeping suffers, but what do you care? Who minds a few nose prints and a little more hair? So let's keep a puppy, ... |
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