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« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2006, 09:17:58 PM »

E ca un bullmastiff pe vremuri, ia prin surprindere braconierul?
Cum a facut?  Twak   Laughing
 
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« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2006, 10:05:19 PM »

Curat ghinion Sad.... ai si coleg de padoc Wink? ca singuratatea s-ar putea sa dauneze grav sanatatii => prima reactie urlatul... Laughing Laughing Laughing
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« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2006, 10:06:33 PM »

e replica le ultimul post Florian I ....am uitat Quote -ul...
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« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2006, 10:14:50 PM »

Tare interesante punctele: 44, 46 si 47!
Mai ales ce o sa spuna/faca Ioana in momentul in care o sa le citeasca.
Mai Florine......am impresia ca tu vrei sa te muti la mine si nu sti cum sa o faci fara sa para ca vrei sa fugi de acasa!
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« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2006, 02:34:44 PM »

WARNING !


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« Reply #20 on: March 09, 2006, 03:54:45 PM »

WARNING !
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« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2006, 02:51:07 AM »

Propun un nou subiect....."Caini pierduti/gasiti"


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« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2006, 12:20:43 PM »

 
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« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2006, 03:43:18 PM »

asta cu plecatul de la chefuri inainte de vreme o traiesc in fiecare saptamana. astept cu nerabdare sa se faca frumso si cald afara ca raj sa inceapa sa doarma in padocul lui si sa pot sa stau si eu mai mult de 12
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« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2006, 10:09:13 AM »

poze cu 'telectuali !


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« Reply #25 on: March 13, 2006, 10:10:39 AM »

Din capitolul "Iubiri interzise ... dar nu imposibile"  Laughing


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« Reply #26 on: March 13, 2006, 09:28:36 PM »

Din capitolul "Iubiri interzise ... dar nu imposibile"  Laughing
Mix de malinois cu pisica?... teribil tre' sa mearga la AGILITY... Laughing Laughing; la OBEDIENCE?hm ma indoiesc; SCH3? ar avea sanse, dar pisica tre' sa fie siameza musai... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2006, 10:12:31 AM »

Catre toti prietenii animalelor:
Ca entuziast aparator al animalelor va voi expune aici un caz de chinuire a animalelor care este practicat (cu bunastiinta sau nu) de catre fiecare om care foloseste un computer.
DETINEREA ILEGALA SI CHINUREA MAUSULUI!
Da, da, ati citit corect, mausul este o creatie a lui Dumnezeu, un animal care traieste, gandeste si despre care se poate spune chiar ca poseda inteligenta!
Urmeaza o infioratoare enumerare de cazuri de chinuire a mausului:
* Mauspadul masoara in medie 25X20 cm, fiecare gaina ouatoare (care se afla intr-o crescatorie) are mai mult spatiu la dispozitie!
* Un maus este legat de un cablu de 1.5 m lungime si asta pentru o viata! Tinutul cainilor in lant este o joaca copii pe langa aceasta! Orice caine are un lant mai lung.
* Orice maus care nu mai este folosit aterizeaza in cosul de gunoi in loc sa i se daruiasca libertatea!
* Nici u n maus nu se bucura vreodata de aerul liber de afara!
* Nici un maus nu primeste apa, hrana sau orice alt aliment sanatos! Din toate acestea rezulta dereglari grave de sanatate si comportament.
* Fiind crescuti in singuratate mausii nu se pot inmulti pe cale naturala ci sunt produsi in fabrici!
* Sunt intotdeauna apucatii brutal de partea dorsala, insurubati sau lipitii si cateodata deformati pana nu li se mai poate intui forma initiala, naturala! In cercurile de iubitori si protegiuitori ai animalelor aceste forme de sadism se numesc “trackball”
Miscarea “Dati mausilor o sansa” pretinde parlamentarilor emiterea urmatoarelor puncte de lege:
* Fiecare maus trebuie sa posede um mauspad de cel putin 1X1 m.
* Lungimea minima a cablului trebuie sa fie de 5 m.
* Pedeapsa aspra a proprietarilor de mausi care nu redau libertatea mausilor invechiti.
* Tinerea mausului trebuie sa aibe loc in condi tii naturale.
* Controlul medical strict al starii de sanatate a mausilor.
* Vinderea mausilor numai in perechi, pentru a permite inmultirea lor pe cale naturala.
* Interzicerea imediata a “trackball”-urilor
* Acordarea de subventii din partea statului pentru incurajarea folosirii unor alternative la maus.
Sprijiniti aceasta miscare prin semnatura dumneavoastra!
Da! sunt pentru aceste cerinte si pentru impunerea lor de
urgenta pe cale legala.
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« Reply #28 on: March 16, 2006, 10:25:25 PM »

Pt. cei ce isi doresc un pui.....blanos.....gata dresat.....pt. mondio & Co


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« Reply #29 on: March 17, 2006, 11:01:32 AM »

Caine politist


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